1 00:00:00,917 --> 00:00:02,960 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:05,922 [birds chirping] 3 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,441 [chuckles] 4 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,824 [music continues] 5 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,660 [sighs] 6 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:38,412 Elaine, you know when I said to be here at eight, 7 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,788 I meant a.m. right? 8 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:41,707 [chuckles] I had to go grocery shopping. 9 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,417 You couldn't have done that after work? 10 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,753 Ooh, watch the tone, because these are for you. 11 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,504 Why did you buy me groceries? What did you do? 12 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:49,340 I didn't buy them. I used your card. 13 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,468 I'm not an idiot. Thank you for the Kit Kats. 14 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,887 And the grapefruit. And the sushi. 15 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,848 Listen, um, you cannot go out this weekend. 16 00:00:57,849 --> 00:00:59,058 Why? Am I grounded? 17 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,267 Hey, doc, I need your help 18 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:01,518 with something real fast. 19 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:03,395 You know how much I love and respect you. 20 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,481 - Does this look real? - No, Mark! No, no. 21 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,316 The, no. Get out. 22 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,318 This, however, I like. 23 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,319 Dr. Reese always helped me. 24 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,528 Does he look like Dr. Reese? 25 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:12,738 A little around the eyes, yeah. 26 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,281 - Oh, hi, Sugarplum. - Hey, mom. 27 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,158 [kissing] 28 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,994 Here's your lab coat. 29 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,704 - Sorry about the odor. - [sniffs] 30 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,414 By the end Dr. Reese did have... 31 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,333 - a distinctive tang to him. - [laughs] 32 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,126 Um, he's not gonna do any of this. 33 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,128 What lunatic event is going on now? 34 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,464 I'm the Sacrificial School Girl. 35 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,217 You save me from the vampire. 36 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,676 - And we're done here. - Okay. 37 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:36,679 It's actually a tradition, doc. 38 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,097 As a fundraiser for the school, 39 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,224 every year we celebrate the first and worst novel 40 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,934 that Jeremy Gathercole ever wrote. 41 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,853 - The horror novelist? - Well, I call him Jer-Bear. 42 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,105 But that's a story 43 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,898 - for another day. - [laughs] Stop! 44 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,401 When he was 18, he scooped ice cream in Port Wenn. 45 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:51,902 - That's not all he scooped. - [blows raspberries] 46 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:54,613 And set his first novel here. It's really bad. 47 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,699 It's about a wedding between this vampire, 48 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,910 Lord Grimshaw, and this hottie, Eulalie. 49 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,662 Hmm. Thank you so much for coming. 50 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:04,331 No, but it's really a trap to lure in guests 51 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,958 so that the Mad Scientist 52 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,835 can kill everyone and drain their blood. 53 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,336 Well, you're right about one thing. 54 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:10,504 It does sound really bad. 55 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,548 - [chuckles] - No, it's fun! 56 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,967 We recreate the book in tableaus 57 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,678 in the school barn! The main event's tomorrow night. 58 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,763 I'm in charge of makin' all the blood. 59 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:21,056 Excuse me? 60 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,100 Whole weekend. Lots of blood. 61 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,601 What's the title of this book? 62 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:27,312 - "The Blood Factory." - "The Blood Factory." 63 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,439 - [tapping] - [instrumental music] 64 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,441 Huh. I see. 65 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,276 Don't worry, doc, I'm gonna change your mind. 66 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:35,029 Mad Scientist? Really good part. 67 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:38,657 Needs a very special person. Ma. Breakfast? 68 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,367 [gasps] Oui, oui, mon cherie! 69 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:42,578 [laughing] 70 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,872 - [Mark] Ma. - That's why the groceries. 71 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,584 That is why you can't go out this weekend. 72 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,962 Well, I guess I should thank you. 73 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:52,963 You already did. 74 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,631 Paper products are really expensive. 75 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:56,550 Do you want me to buy you toilet paper too? 76 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,844 - [phone ringing] - Nah, I steal that from here. 77 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,096 Doc's office. 78 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,223 What? 79 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,600 Okay. 80 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,935 Uh, Liam hit his head at the school, 81 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:09,188 - and they want you to come. - At the school. Will there be- 82 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,565 Not yet. It's early, you're okay. 83 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:14,276 He'll be there. Thank you! 84 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,988 - [receiver clacks] - [sighs] 85 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,075 - [birds chirping] - I don't know. 86 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,286 [instrumental music] 87 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,372 Board games over here, Beth. 88 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,915 Operation! My favorite! 89 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,335 Uh, let's put the "Pin The Fangs On The Vampire" up here. 90 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,295 What the heck is going on in here? 91 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:36,674 Oh, hi, Sarah, we're having a little "Blood Factory" party 92 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,050 for the wee ones. 93 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,218 Never too early to enjoy 94 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,552 a Port Wenn tradition. 95 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,722 I totally agree with ya. [chuckles] 96 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,599 So, what did you wanna talk to me about? 97 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:49,186 Well, it's a little delicate, so... 98 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,689 I know you haven't renewed your lobstering permit. 99 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:54,608 Yeah, I will, I will. I, I just need a little more time. 100 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,527 I know, but a little birdie told me 101 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,862 that the inspector's coming next week. 102 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,198 Next week? 103 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:04,535 Do you think he'd actually shut me down? 104 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,412 You know Bill. He's... 105 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,081 He's a rule-follower. 106 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,208 Listen, Sarah. If you need me to spot you a little- 107 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,502 No, no, no, no, no. I'll get it myself! 108 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,421 I mean, at the, after this weekend. 109 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,256 It's a big order, you know, so... 110 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,049 - Okay. - Um... 111 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,635 Anyway, I'm-I'm-I'm goin' out right now, 112 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,262 so... I'll be fine. 113 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,888 - Okay, great. - Thanks, Frank. 114 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,682 [DJ] Hey, Franklin, where do you want me to put this? 115 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,018 Uh, Spaghetti and Eyeballs in the kitchen, DJ! 116 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:32,105 - [instrumental music] - [indistinct chatter] 117 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:37,777 [woman 1 screams and coughs] 118 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,906 [indistinct chatter] 119 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,242 [screaming] 120 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,536 - Charming. - Oh... 121 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,913 Doctor coming through! Doctor coming through! 122 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,540 - Excuse me! - Martin! Martin! 123 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,333 Martin, over here! 124 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,211 [indistinct chatter] 125 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,338 - What's your name? - Liam. 126 00:04:58,339 --> 00:04:59,965 Like, I wouldn't know my own name? 127 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,616 - So, no personality change. - [indistinct chatter] 128 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,889 Okay. He's not concussed. Just a bump. 129 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,580 You'll be fine. Just keep icing it. 130 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,186 [screaming] 131 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,313 You see, in "The Blood Factory" there is this scene 132 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,898 where all the guests are trapped in a room 133 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,232 and they're all drinking... 134 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,068 - [screaming] - poison. 135 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,904 And then they, uh, they all start to... 136 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,114 - Louisa? Louisa? - Hm. 137 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,992 - Wait, Louisa... - [woman] Oh, my gosh. 138 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,912 [tense music] 139 00:05:29,281 --> 00:05:31,330 Louisa? 140 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,292 [theme music] 141 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,020 - [instrumental music] - [breathing heavily] 142 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,440 [indistinct chatter] 143 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,402 [exhales] Oh, um... 144 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,029 [coughs] Mm... 145 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,573 What's your name? 146 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,659 - Louisa Gavin. - Where are you? 147 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,452 - At school. - And who am I? 148 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,538 [instrumental music] 149 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,957 Martin. 150 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:19,169 Have you been eating breakfast? Have you been staying hydrated? 151 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,671 [coughing] No. 152 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,131 There's just... There's too much to do. 153 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:25,217 - Easy. - Are you guys gonna make out? 154 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,552 - [both] Liam. - Sorry! 155 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,663 It just looks like you're gonna make out! 156 00:06:28,664 --> 00:06:30,681 How long have you had that cough? 157 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,433 Uh, a few days. 158 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,726 And have you fainted recently? 159 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:37,313 Uh, Monday. And Wednesday. 160 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,064 Twice this week? And this is the third time? 161 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,608 - You need a full exam now. - No, I don't have time. 162 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:43,902 This is not up for debate. Can-can you stand? 163 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,738 - I'll help. Slowly. - I really can't leave! 164 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,406 It's "The Blood Factory" weekend! 165 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,490 I think you guys should make out. 166 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,700 [both] Liam! 167 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:50,784 Actually, get me out of here. 168 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,578 - Gladly. - Yeah. 169 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,996 - [Martin grunts] - [instrumental music] 170 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,415 - Oh, God, oh! - Make room, children. 171 00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,627 Don't you guys have fainting practice to get back to? 172 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:02,671 But they were so gonna make out, right? 173 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,089 - Oh, for sure. - Oh, totally. 174 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,759 - [instrumental music] - [birds chirping] 175 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,635 This is so silly. I'm a fainter. 176 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,763 I come from a family of fainters. 177 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,431 My grandma would be at the supermarket looking over 178 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,933 her coupons, and then just... [imitates fainting] 179 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,727 And forget about it when I'm under stress! 180 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,897 You fainted twice and didn't tell me? 181 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,315 Louisa! We're roomies! 182 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,025 I was just saying it's not a big deal! 183 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,152 Well, not a big deal? 184 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,528 Louisa, fainting could be a sign 185 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:27,988 of a catastrophe of health problems, 186 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:30,282 a aortic dissection, a-a heart valve disease, 187 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,534 you could have had a minor stroke, or a brain tumor. 188 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:33,911 What if this had happened while you were driving? 189 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,162 Okay, that's a little extra. 190 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,247 Yeah, get off the stage, drama queen. 191 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,499 [laughing] 192 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,960 Oh. Oh. 193 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:47,341 I'm gonna need you to unbutton, uh, this... 194 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,386 yeah, so I can test for arrhythmia, palpitations, so... 195 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,971 Right. Right. [chuckles] 196 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:57,267 - Sure. [clears throat] - What is that rash? 197 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,937 [blows raspberry] Oh. It, it's just dry skin. 198 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,730 I get it when the weather changes. 199 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:02,982 - I need to moisturize. - [both chuckle] 200 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,233 Or with the coughing and fatigue 201 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,360 it could be RSV or Coccidioidomycosis. 202 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,153 - Here we go again. [chuckles] - Elaine, we're gonna need 203 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,947 a urine sample, and I'm gonna need to see 204 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,949 the rest of that rash. So, you're gonna have to undress. 205 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,118 I have to, I have to take off my clothes? 206 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,662 [exhales] I mean... 207 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,956 Elaine will get a gown and, uh, she'll stay 208 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,166 in room during the... the thing, 209 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,335 um, the exam. 210 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,338 Uh, on second thought. 211 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,424 You know, who has the time? Lots to do. Gotta go. 212 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,300 - Go-gotta go. - What? 213 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,593 [instrumental music] 214 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,930 Louisa, this will just take a second! 215 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:39,519 - [scraping] - So, kiddo... how's it goin'? 216 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,479 How's what going? 217 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,858 You know... it. [chuckles] 218 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:49,029 - What? - Fine. Elaine. 219 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,740 - Dad. - I mean, I'm just thinkin'. 220 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,825 I-i-it's "Blood Factory." 221 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,910 It's a big weekend. 222 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,954 You could ask her to go with you. 223 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,291 Actually, I might be in it this year. 224 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:05,085 Louisa asked if I would play half the Doomed Couple, so... 225 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,462 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 226 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,630 So who do you think 227 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,674 should play the other half? 228 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,969 [instrumental music] 229 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,095 [both chuckle] 230 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,348 Come on, kiddo, you gotta get in the game. 231 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,851 [seagulls squawking] 232 00:09:19,852 --> 00:09:22,853 [George] I'm sorry, but we're fully committed. 233 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,271 I can put you on a waiting list. 234 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:27,316 Sorry I'm late! Had a good haul this morning. 235 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,776 - Yay! - Sarah, do you really think 236 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,235 you should be workin' so hard? 237 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,029 I mean, you were just in the hospital last week. 238 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,989 For heaven's sake, I knew it. 239 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,282 I have one little minor incident 240 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,950 and everybody treats me like I'm an invalid. 241 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:40,037 Well, you can just spare your breath! 242 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,081 With all the tourists comin' in, 243 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,458 and needin' all this lobster for the Banquet of the Brains, 244 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:47,461 this is the best weekend of the year for me! 245 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:50,214 Oh! The phone's been ringing off the hook. 246 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,091 We're gonna sell out for tomorrow night. 247 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,801 "The Blood Factory" is too, I mean, I've never seen it 248 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,969 like this before, we're gonna raise so much money this year! 249 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,097 Oh-ho, sounds like we're gonna need some more lobster! 250 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,849 Uh, we are, but I'm wondering where the calls are coming from? 251 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,602 I guess word just spread how fun it is! 252 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,106 Gee, how much orange juice can one person drink? 253 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,108 I know! I just can't get enough of it... [mumbles] 254 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,028 - Mm-hmm. - [phone ringing] 255 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,948 Salty Breeze. 256 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,952 I have no idea. 257 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,620 I have no idea. 258 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,205 [tense music] 259 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:26,125 - [receiver clacks] - Greg. 260 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,128 Why did that man just ask me when Jeremy Gathercole 261 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,088 will be at The Salty Breeze tomorrow night? 262 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:34,174 - I have no idea. - Huh. 263 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,968 It's possible I may have mentioned 264 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,344 to the Bar Harbor Gazette 265 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,972 that Jeremy Gathercole might be dining here 266 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,933 tomorrow night before going to "The Blood Factory." 267 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,184 But is it true? 268 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,936 Depends on what you mean by "true." 269 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,146 - So you lied. - Depends on 270 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,273 what you mean by "lied." 271 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,108 - Not telling the truth. - Yes. I lied. 272 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,568 - Greg! - I just wanna put... 273 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,652 Port Wenn on the map! 274 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,737 And make an extra buck. 275 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:55,863 Nothin' wrong with that. 276 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,573 I mean, it is good for the school. 277 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,825 See? It's good for all of us. 278 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:03,329 Shady. What gonna happen when they realize he's not coming? 279 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,372 You know how crazy those horror fans are. 280 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,166 - They're, they're insane. - [phone buzzing] 281 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,397 - They're lunatics. - [instrumental music] 282 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:11,962 - [gasps] - No! 283 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,422 - You are a genius. - That's the best one yet. 284 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,257 - Couple more, validate me! - [Greg] Oh, my God! 285 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,801 - That's gonna be perfect. - [overlapping chatter] 286 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,011 Oh, I love you! 287 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,721 - I love you too, liar. - Oh... 288 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,056 [birds chirping] 289 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,849 [instrumental music] 290 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,642 - [stapler clicks] - [line ringing] 291 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,604 [Louisa on recording] Hi! It's Louisa, leave a message. 292 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,439 Louisa. [clears throat] 293 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,192 Dr. Best... calling. 294 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:37,154 I can't imagine why you chose to run out like that. 295 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,281 But we do need to ascertain 296 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,908 the nature of the rash 297 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,619 running down your... 298 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,624 frontal body area. 299 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,211 Call to reschedule at your earliest convenience. 300 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,047 That's it. Thank you... for your time. 301 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,758 And goodbye. Dr. Best. 302 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:58,926 [sighs] 303 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:02,055 [instrumental music] 304 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,937 Elaine? We need to reschedule... Louisa. 305 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,522 Elaine, where the hell are you? 306 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,148 [Elaine] So, it's your basic vampire chin, 307 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,359 but for extra pop, put the pack in your mouth 308 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,528 - and then just bite down. - Elaine, who are you talking to? 309 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,905 [Elaine] Thank you so much for joining, Elainiacs... 310 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,865 [tense music] 311 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:25,160 Sorry! You weren't supposed to see this! I'm sorry! Sorry! 312 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,163 I'm filming a YouTube tutorial on horror make-up! 313 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,581 - [groans] - [Elaine] Wait. 314 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,666 Guess what it's called. 315 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,875 Blood Work? [clears throat] 316 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,252 - [Elaine] Darn you! - [exhales] 317 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,837 - Hey, doc. Wait, you okay? - Mm. Mm-hmm. 318 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,046 - Listen, we gotta talk about... - Yeah. 319 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,423 this Mad Scientist thing, okay? 320 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,758 If you don't do it, I have to ask Gilbert, 321 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,678 and to be honest, he has a tendency to overact. 322 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,888 - Huh. - [coughing] 323 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,598 That cough. It's just like Louisa's. 324 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,519 And the rash too. In my office now! Go! 325 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,189 [Elaine] Wait, doc? Are you okay? 326 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,191 Can I come out now? 327 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,445 I left my fangs in my desk. 328 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,614 to be the Mad Scientist? wt 329 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,074 It's such a good part. 330 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,909 You get to fatally poison the whole town. 331 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,661 Best not to give me any ideas. 332 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,663 [chuckles] You're hilarious. 333 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,915 [laughing] 334 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,250 [birds chirping] 335 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,585 [Al] So... 336 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,921 - I've got some news. - What? 337 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,174 Louisa wants us to play The Doomed Couple 338 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,800 at "The Blood Factory" tomorrow. 339 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,260 You mean the couple that Lord Grimshaw 340 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,429 captures to make Vampire babies? 341 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,847 [chuckles] Yeah. 342 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,349 The couple that spends all night 343 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:31,393 tied up together in really bloody, sexy outfits? 344 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,978 Yeah. Pretty sexy. 345 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,396 The roles that Christopher 346 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,440 and Andrea Schlitz can't play this year 347 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,026 'cause they're too busy taking care of their twins 348 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,321 that they conceived at last year's "Blood Factory?" 349 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,491 Yeah. Those. 350 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,577 - Okay. - [instrumental music] 351 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,287 Cool. 352 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,083 - See ya at the library? - Yeah, I'll be there in a bit. 353 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,546 Dork! 354 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,758 [coughing] 355 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:05,302 Your elbow's free, Mark, give it a try sometime. 356 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,762 Yeah, but then I would have this, like, 357 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,306 really disgusting elbow. [sniffles] 358 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,808 You and Louisa have similar symptoms, 359 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,893 have you two been spending a lot of time together? 360 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,937 Yes. Lots. In the barn together. 361 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,272 It's been really nice. 362 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,526 Oh. Really? In the barn? Doing what? 363 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,487 - Workin' on "The Blood Factory." - Oh. Right. 364 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,906 And this weekend, we're gonna play the groom and his bride, 365 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,117 Lord Grimshaw and Lady Eulalie. 366 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,202 He's, like, super in love with her, 367 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,662 while she's not in love with him. 368 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,497 Yeah. That doesn't sound like a bad idea at all. 369 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,249 Nah. We've been doin' it for eight years. 370 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,292 You gotta respect the tradition, you know? 371 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,671 Hmm. Cough, rash. Fatigue. 372 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,839 [instrumental music] 373 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,048 You have any have any idea how old 374 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,299 the HVAC is in the barn? 375 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,427 [blowing raspberries] Really old. 376 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,554 I mean, like, when the heat kicks on, 377 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,431 it makes the whole place smells like burnt popcorn. 378 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,349 Nobody can agree on if that's a good or a bad thing. 379 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,101 It could be a mutant Legionella. 380 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,310 Oh, doc, c'mon! 381 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,854 I've been dying to see that movie. 382 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,606 Don't we beat 'em with the robots? 383 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,568 I need you to spit into this. 384 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,614 [sniffles and exhales] 385 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:13,203 It's not an exorcism, Mark. It's just... spit. 386 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,331 - [spits] - Thank you. 387 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,500 It's yellowish. You could have some kind of lung infection. 388 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,253 - I'll send it in for testing. - Hm. 389 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,213 Elaine, I need to head back to the school. 390 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,757 - Why? - I need to check... 391 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,550 - on the HVAC and Louisa. - What? 392 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,304 I mean, everyone. Uh, we, we need to check on everyone. 393 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,764 Uh, two people are showing signs 394 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,766 of possible Legionella, or another airborne illness. 395 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,727 This is seeming a little excessive, like, even for you. 396 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,562 It's just a precaution, I mean, everyone in town's 397 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,105 gonna be there tomorrow night, right? 398 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,274 Yeah, and even though it's the day before, 399 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,401 - things can get pretty bloody. - Fake blood. 400 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,070 I'll survive. I know the difference. 401 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:49,031 C'mon. Hurry up. Let's go, grab your things. 402 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:52,534 - Oh, oh. [groans] - Hey, doc. 403 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,662 Doesn't really seem like you know the difference. 404 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:57,081 Oh! Damn it! 405 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:59,917 Here. Wear this. 406 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,044 It was Dr. Reese's. 407 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,338 In case you have to... 408 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,384 - Hurry up. - Whoa! 409 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,678 Girl, you got me good! 410 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,597 [laughing] 411 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,641 [seagulls squawking] 412 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,018 [clattering] 413 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,770 - [bones crackling] - [groans] 414 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,272 Ooh! Not now! No! 415 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,608 No, no! Not now! 416 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,943 Not now! 417 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,487 - [sighs] - [seagulls squawking] 418 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,864 - [George] And everyone heard... - [train horn blaring] 419 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,241 - What the... - Oh, there's Al. 420 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:36,787 Why? Have mercy on my soul! 421 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,248 Don't let it end like this! 422 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,167 No, it's so dark! 423 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,336 It's so cold! 424 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,589 - Oh, hey, hi, guys! - Oh! What the hell? 425 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,342 That's "The Blood Factory" by Jeremy Gathercole. 426 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,094 I thought you said that was tomorrow night at the school! 427 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,679 It is, they read the book the day beforehand 428 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,431 - to get everyone in the mood. - And that's his book? 429 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,391 - [Elaine] Yeah. - Well, it's terrible writing. 430 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,184 Well Gathercole wrote it when he was in college. 431 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,353 His later stuff? Much more nuanced. 432 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,064 Al, like, reads books. It's-it's cool. 433 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:07,151 Can you also test for mold in an old HVAC? 434 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,986 - Yeah. - Good. Let's go. 435 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,780 [applause] 436 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,199 [grunts] 437 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,160 [instrumental music] 438 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,829 Hey, it could be bad in there. 439 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,664 Please get Louisa out here. Al. 440 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,166 - Yeah. - I-I need you to go inside... 441 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,417 and check for any signs of mold 442 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,835 and standing water in the HVAC. 443 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,295 Okay. Got it. Yeah. 444 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,672 [Louisa coughing] 445 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,341 [indistinct chatter] 446 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,676 Can I help you, World's Greatest MD? 447 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,219 [birds chirping] 448 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,390 - [distant thudding] - [screaming] 449 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,187 - Yes. Um. Spit. - What? 450 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,272 You and Mark are both exhibiting symptoms 451 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,857 of an airborne illness, I'm just ruling things out. 452 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,693 And you had to come all the way here, now, to do this? 453 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,653 If you'd let me examine you when you were in my office, 454 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,155 I wouldn't have to be here, would I? 455 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,907 Fine! 456 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,868 [spits] 457 00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:00,412 [woman 1 screaming] 458 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,831 - It's not yellow. - See? I'm fine. 459 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,042 [coughing] Sorry. 460 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,543 - [coughing] - So itchy... 461 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,671 - Right? - W-w-wait! Let me see that! 462 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,381 Oh, my God, you're being creepy again. 463 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,049 - Three more rashes. - [Liam coughing] 464 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,217 - And coughs. - Th-th-there... 465 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,302 There is water pooling there, doc. 466 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:18,013 Okay! Everyone needs to spit in cups! Now! 467 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,056 - Spit? - Spit in that 468 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,474 - little ketchup cup. - It's... 469 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,975 It's not just for ketchup, Liam, 470 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,311 it's for samples too! 471 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:24,938 Okay, rude. 472 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,441 - [bell tolls] - Hey, Karla. 473 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,151 I need some ice. 474 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,737 Oh, that old bad back acting up again? 475 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,115 Who you calling old? 476 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,366 Jeez. 477 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,618 Well, that's quite a view. 478 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,161 [door closes] 479 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:44,081 Look what crawled out of the bait bucket, 480 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,041 Eddie McCroy as I live and breathe. 481 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,501 Is he botherin' you, Sarah? 482 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,920 No, no, I can handle him. But thanks. 483 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,840 [indistinct chatter] 484 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:53,891 So... 485 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,471 - You got my message? - Sure did. 486 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,056 Knew you couldn't stop thinkin' about me. 487 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,599 Pump your brakes. 488 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,352 I got a big weekend. I need some help with that catch. 489 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,687 Hm. I'll help. 490 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,772 Glad you realize you need me. 491 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,150 Need's a strong word. This is a business deal. 492 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,276 I'll give you ten percent. 493 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,902 - Sixty. - Twenty. 494 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,655 Nothin'. And you let me take you out to dinner. 495 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,242 I wouldn't be caught dead dining with a pecker! 496 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,412 It's Woodpecker, and you know it. 497 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:27,333 [sighs] Twenty percent. That's my final offer. 498 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,376 Take it or I'll find somebody else. 499 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,837 Fine... it's a deal. 500 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,922 Hm. 501 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:37,134 Go Woodpeckers! [laughing] 502 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,927 [buzzing] 503 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,430 [groans] 504 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,765 Give me that ice! 505 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,058 [spits] 506 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,602 [instrumental music] 507 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,228 - [spits] - Sorry! 508 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,646 Sorry. 509 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,024 I'm getting time and a half for this. 510 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,818 Half of these sputum samples are yellowish. 511 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,487 [indistinct chatter] 512 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,863 Okay, that's it, I'm shutting down 513 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,490 "The Blood Factory" until we could determine 514 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,908 - it's not Legionella. - What? 515 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,451 - You can't do that. - Sorry. You heard me. 516 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,911 - I have no other choice. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 517 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,829 I'm sorry. Absolutely not! Not, not this time. 518 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,790 Excuse me? You're going against the doctor's orders? 519 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,583 We listened to you about the Baked Bean Supper 520 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,126 and The Salty Breeze, but not this. 521 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,670 I will not let you shut down 522 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,880 our biggest fundraiser of the year over some hunch. 523 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,633 A hunch? Have you taken a look at this leprosy colony here? 524 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,343 That's offensive to the leprosy community. 525 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,220 Louisa, you fainted three times. 526 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,389 - That's very worrisome. - To who? Not me. 527 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,431 Look at this face, I'm not worried. 528 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,599 To me! As your doctor! 529 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,643 Well, you're not, y-y-you're not 530 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:30,270 my doctor anymore. How about, how about that? 531 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,606 You're, you're fired. 532 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,441 What? That's incredibly... 533 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,026 - What? What? No, it's not. - Irresponsible. 534 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,695 I'll see someone in Bar Harbor. 535 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,614 You're not my doctor anymore and we're not shutting down 536 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,242 "The Blood Factory" until the tests come back! 537 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,368 [crowd cheering] 538 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,828 That is medically reckless, 539 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,622 irresponsible, and just childish! 540 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,374 Yeah, they should definitely make out. 541 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,919 I'm getting an enemies-to-lovers thing for sure. 542 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,134 [clattering] 543 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,677 What... 544 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,555 Peter, what... what do you think you're doing? 545 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,181 We're, we're not even open yet. 546 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,934 - I know. But I need medicine. - Oh! 547 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,813 But it's private. So I came before anyone was here. 548 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,606 I see. 549 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,983 [birds chirping] 550 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,151 What seems to be the problem? 551 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,111 I hate "The Blood Factory" weekend. 552 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,487 Everyone loves it so much, 553 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:23,198 but I think it's stupid and not funny. 554 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,159 I agree 100 percent. 555 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,535 - You do? - Yes. 556 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:29,246 - Do you wet your bed too? - Excuse me? 557 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:32,166 Maybe not. Never mind. I have to go. 558 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,294 Hey, Peter, come on, please sit. 559 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,630 - Come on. Have a seat. - [sighs] 560 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,591 Tell me what happened. 561 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,177 I went to bed, hearing all these stupid teenagers 562 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,179 screaming outside. 563 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:49,266 And when I woke up, my bed was wet. 564 00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,934 - Hm. - Can you give me something... 565 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,354 so that it won't happen tonight? 566 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,231 Peter, it's normal to be scared. 567 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,400 I don't like some scary stuff. 568 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:00,569 So what do you do? 569 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,613 Well, to be honest, I try to avoid it. 570 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,782 But I don't think that's the best idea either. 571 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:06,700 That's what I try to do. 572 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,994 But those teenagers are so loud. 573 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,079 They really are. 574 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,163 But what we could do, 575 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,790 and it's just an idea, 576 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:16,001 but we could use it as an opportunity to be brave. 577 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,170 - Brave? - Sure. 578 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:21,673 Admitting we're scared and then facing it. 579 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,842 So you're not gonna give me the medicine? 580 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:24,635 Not a chance in hell. 581 00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:27,680 And you call yourself a doctor. 582 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,056 [sighs] 583 00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,140 [instrumental music] 584 00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,518 Everyone's a critic. 585 00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:33,686 [birds chirping] 586 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,189 Be there in a sec. 587 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,400 I'm just putting the final touches on my... 588 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:42,319 Oh. It's you. We're closed. 589 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,363 - No, you're not. - [Sally] Yes, we are. 590 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,031 - The sign says- - Closed. 591 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:49,201 No, it doesn't. Come on, Sally. 592 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,120 [sighs] Fine. 593 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:53,163 How can I help you? 594 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,332 May I have some Vitamin C, please? 595 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,418 - That'll be $9.99. - [scoffs] 596 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,294 I just... I-I feel like I need some. 597 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,255 Like, like, I'm cravin' it. 598 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,549 Yeah, well, you do look pretty bad. 599 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:06,385 Like the guilt is destroying you from the inside out. 600 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:09,012 - [clacks] - Maybe we could drop this now? 601 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,348 I mean, I-I-I'd just love to not go through this 602 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,475 every time I want supplements. 603 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:16,687 Louisa, if you ever get lucky enough 604 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:19,606 to experience the miracle of creating life, 605 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,817 I think you'll understand that there is no such thing 606 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:26,113 as dropping a grudge against someone who harms your baby. 607 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,532 Oh, come on. He's a grown man. 608 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:29,992 - Is he? - Mark and I are in... 609 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,201 We're in a good place right now. 610 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:34,580 Are you? Mark is very forgiving. 611 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:37,499 And kind. And dependable. 612 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,335 And smarter than his grades in school reflected. 613 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,337 Yeah, M-Mark is all of those things! 614 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,590 - I mean, he's-he's the best! - Exactly. 615 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,258 Do you actually think you're gonna find 616 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,468 someone better for you out there? 617 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,386 No! I mean, yes. I mean... 618 00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:51,096 I don't, I don't know, I... 619 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,181 Never mind. 620 00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:53,557 I guess I'll... I guess I'll go 621 00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:56,685 to Bar Harbor for my sunscreen from now on! 622 00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,312 And I was gonna save this for couples counseling, 623 00:23:58,313 --> 00:23:59,938 but you know what, Sally? 624 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,191 Your relationship with Mark is overbearing 625 00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:04,194 and, and a little weird! 626 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:06,945 [gasps] 627 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:10,033 - [instrumental music] - [birds chirping] 628 00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,332 You know she fired you, right? 629 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,585 Her symptoms are concerning, patient or not. 630 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,754 Fainting three times a week is not normal. 631 00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:26,757 Yeah, you're not acting so normal either. 632 00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,634 Did the sputum tests come back? 633 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,302 You have to admit. That is a creepy word. 634 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,763 Yes, it did. It's not Legionnaires disease. 635 00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:34,098 Wait. So what's wrong with everyone? 636 00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:35,766 I ask myself that every day, 637 00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,559 but in this case I have no idea. 638 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,145 - [instrumental music] - Hm. 639 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:42,981 - [chair wheels rattling] - [sighs] 640 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:46,318 I don't know exactly when Mr. Gathercole will arrive. 641 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:47,778 Especially since he's not coming. 642 00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:50,239 [Greg] But you're welcome to park your van here. 643 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,491 My partner and I are well-versed with the media. 644 00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,535 We're both from New York. 645 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,495 Text when you're close. Ciao. Ciao. 646 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,163 - [receiver thuds] - [indistinct chatter] 647 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,206 He might come! 648 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:00,958 I left messages for his manager, 649 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,167 agent, and publicist. 650 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,002 - Did they call back? - Not yet. 651 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,796 - Greg. - What? 652 00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:08,590 - It's called manifesting! - It's called lying. 653 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:11,051 And you and I both know Jeremy Gathercole is not coming. 654 00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:13,804 Now I need you to be the good upstanding, righteous man 655 00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:16,265 I know you are, and tell everyone the truth. 656 00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:18,100 Talk to the hand. 657 00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:19,269 You are so unwell. 658 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:22,521 - Hey, Sal. - Hi, doll! 659 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,898 Do you have the red sauce for my costume? 660 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:27,651 Yes. Right here. How's it fitting? 661 00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:30,404 - Like it was poured over me. - [chuckles] 662 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:32,031 - Should I call him? - Who? 663 00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:34,783 Jer-Bear. Gathercole. 664 00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:37,619 You know Jeremy Gathercole? 665 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,288 Who do you think scooped ice cream 666 00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:41,623 next to him for three months? 667 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:44,209 Three months? Like, 40 years ago? 668 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:49,298 Let's just say, it got very hot in that deep freeze. 669 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:52,593 - [chuckles] - He'll answer my calls. 670 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:55,846 - Toodles! - It's tonight! 671 00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:57,890 She's not going to save you, honey. 672 00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:00,601 That woman lives on her own little biscuit. 673 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,978 [door closes] 674 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:09,485 Hey, ready to practice Lord Grimshaw and Lady Eulalie? 675 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:10,986 Oh, yeah, sure. [chuckles] 676 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:13,072 - Hey. You look grey. - Really? 677 00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:14,698 I-I am feeling a little nauseous. 678 00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,784 Wait, your rash has gotten a lot worse. 679 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:19,787 Really? Because I am itching like a mad man. 680 00:26:19,788 --> 00:26:22,623 Yeah, you really should get that checked out. 681 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,416 You remember the first time we did this? 682 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,377 - And the coffin got stuck? - [chuckles] 683 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,963 That was the first time that we ever... 684 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:31,799 Never mind. 685 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,301 Hey, I'm glad that we decided to do this. 686 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,553 Put aside our history for the sake 687 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:39,264 of Lord Grimshaw and Lady Eulalie. 688 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,517 We're kind of a institution if you think... 689 00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:44,520 Whoa! So, uh, you went ahead and put on... 690 00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:46,522 Oh, well, yeah, I-I just wanted to... 691 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:47,981 make sure it doesn't fall off when we do... 692 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:49,233 No, yeah! Sure! Absolutely! 693 00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:50,943 I was just... I wasn't expecting it, 694 00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,611 but it's cool, 695 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:55,489 I'm totally having absolutely no problem with it whatsoever... 696 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,032 What's wrong with you, why are you crying? 697 00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:59,493 [crying] I don't know. I'm just feeling so emotional. 698 00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,370 Of course you're feeling emotional! 699 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:02,579 Because like a month and a half ago, 700 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:03,914 we were about to be bride and... 701 00:27:03,915 --> 00:27:05,457 [laughing] 702 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,669 [chuckles] Because... 703 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,879 - I know... - This is so weird! 704 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,589 [laughing] 705 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,091 [crying] 706 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:16,301 [crying] I know, I-I'm sorry. 707 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,678 I didn't mean to say no... 708 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,847 [coughs] 709 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:21,682 - I didn't... - Oh, my God. 710 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:22,683 Oh, my God. 711 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,226 - You know... - What? What, what is... 712 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:26,186 [mumbling] 713 00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:28,314 - [coughs] - What is, what is happen... 714 00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:29,773 happ-happening to me? 715 00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:32,192 - Oh, God. Um... Oh, God. - [coughing] 716 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,569 Oh, God. What is happening to you? 717 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:36,155 - Don't know. - I'm gonna call Dr. Best. Okay? 718 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:37,239 Please call Dr. Best. 719 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,033 [coughing] 720 00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:40,869 [phone ringing] 721 00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:43,912 Hi! [laughs] 722 00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:46,874 I, I think something really bad is happening to Mark! 723 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,125 Louisa, are you okay? 724 00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:50,712 No. I'm fine! It's-it's Mark! 725 00:27:50,713 --> 00:27:54,757 That looks like a severe allergic reaction! 726 00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:56,759 That's what I thought! [laughing] 727 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,303 Louisa, what? Mark, have you been around... 728 00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:01,263 -anything unusual lately? - Nope. 729 00:28:01,264 --> 00:28:04,058 Aren't you in charge of mixing the-the blood? 730 00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:05,893 - Yep. - W-what's in it? 731 00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:08,520 Uh, red dye, corn syrup and cocoa powder. 732 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,064 That's my secret to gloopiness. 733 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:11,106 Which dye do you use? 734 00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:13,317 Um, number 40. It was on sale. 735 00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:15,444 Yes, because it's been recalled! 736 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:17,321 People were getting allergic reactions to it. 737 00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,114 Th-that's what people's symptoms are! 738 00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:20,407 S-so, so, it's not Legionnaires'! 739 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:22,826 No, E-Elaine! 740 00:28:22,827 --> 00:28:24,870 Call an ambulance, tell them to pick Mark up at the school, 741 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,997 he's having allergic reaction to red dye number 40. 742 00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:28,582 - Got it! - Mark, I need you... 743 00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,209 to go outside and wait for the ambulance 744 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:31,627 and make sure someone waits with you. 745 00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:33,379 No, okay, doc, but actually I'm more worried 746 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:35,422 about Louisa, she's acting super weird. 747 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:37,091 And she looks like an Etch A Sketch. 748 00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:40,052 Okay, tell me what you mean, but like a grownup. 749 00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:42,429 - Like super grey. - [laughing] 750 00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:45,182 No, no, no. I'm fine. Everything's fine. 751 00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:47,226 [grunts] Okay, I-I-I'm a little nauseous. 752 00:28:47,227 --> 00:28:48,769 - Yeah. - [sighs] 753 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:50,604 - [Martin] Mark! Go! - Yeah. Okay. 754 00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:52,981 Louisa, have you been anywhere near the red dye 40? 755 00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,317 - No. So, everything's fine! - Look, uh, Louisa, look. 756 00:28:55,318 --> 00:28:57,945 I-I know I'm not your doctor, 757 00:28:57,946 --> 00:29:00,739 but h-have you, have you missed any periods? 758 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,449 Thank you for your help. I'll see ya. 759 00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:04,118 No, I won't 'cause you're not my doctor anymore. 760 00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:05,202 But thanks for your help. 761 00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:06,833 - [line disconnects] - Louisa! 762 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:13,044 [marker squeaks] 763 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,130 [sighs] 764 00:29:17,382 --> 00:29:20,635 [instrumental music] 765 00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:31,646 [sighs] 766 00:29:46,077 --> 00:29:48,370 - [music continues] - [groans] 767 00:29:48,371 --> 00:29:50,664 Ah, ah! 768 00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:53,126 - [seagulls squawking] - [waves crashing] 769 00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:55,836 [door squeaks open] 770 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:57,379 Oh, my God, what happened to you? 771 00:29:57,380 --> 00:29:58,714 [grunts] Nothin'! 772 00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:01,342 I don't know what you're talking about? I'm fine. 773 00:30:01,343 --> 00:30:02,634 You're walking around like a, like a- 774 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:04,471 Perfectly healthy woman... 775 00:30:05,263 --> 00:30:07,347 with a lot of lobsters to sell. 776 00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:10,351 Got it, so like last time this happened, 777 00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:11,935 and we still had to take you square dancing. 778 00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:13,937 Yeah, it wasn't fun for any of us. 779 00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:15,522 [clacks] 780 00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:16,941 Okay, I gotta go. 781 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,779 I'll text you the price, pay me tonight. 782 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:22,696 Ooh! 783 00:30:22,697 --> 00:30:23,989 [plastic bag rustling] 784 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:25,199 - Yeah, so... - [hisses] 785 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,283 [tense music] 786 00:30:26,284 --> 00:30:27,618 You really are a scaredy cat. 787 00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:30,121 No, I just wasn't expecting you. 788 00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:33,540 - What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing? 789 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,417 You're not going to "The Blood Factory," are you? 790 00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:36,794 No, that's for high schoolers. 791 00:30:36,795 --> 00:30:39,004 I am going to the one for kids at Legion Hall. 792 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,464 Good for you. 793 00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:42,299 I'm being brave. Like you said. 794 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:43,884 You actually listened to what I said? 795 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,595 Yeah, sometimes you just have to force yourself 796 00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:48,764 to do things you don't wanna do. 797 00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:50,850 It's not as hard as I thought. 798 00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:55,647 - Get out of my house. - [instrumental music] 799 00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:04,238 - [board squeaking] - Louisa's pregnant? 800 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:07,408 - You shouldn't have seen that! - Well, does she know? 801 00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:08,909 I guess it would be Mark's. 802 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,452 It's only been... 803 00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:12,579 what, a month and a half, so... 804 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:15,082 [chuckles] That's a curve ball. 805 00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:17,042 It's just symptoms. Okay? 806 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:18,794 We really shouldn't be talking about this. 807 00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:21,171 Well, what's the fun in that? 808 00:31:21,172 --> 00:31:22,923 And what is wrong with you? 809 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:25,885 I threw my back out. I need a cortisone shot. 810 00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:30,723 - So, how do you feel about it? - I feel great. 811 00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:33,350 I'm gonna enjoy being a pain in your ass for once. 812 00:31:33,351 --> 00:31:35,144 I mean, about Louisa being pregnant. 813 00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:36,603 What, what do you mean how do I feel about that? 814 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:37,688 I don't feel anything about that. 815 00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:38,856 Why would I feel something about that? 816 00:31:38,857 --> 00:31:40,316 Because you've been mooning over her 817 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:42,484 ever since the first day you got here! 818 00:31:42,485 --> 00:31:44,862 Oh, uh, wha... Excuse... Mooning? 819 00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:46,697 Did you say moo... No, I have not! 820 00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:49,033 - I have not! - Okay. 821 00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:50,784 But in case you're interested, I think you might 822 00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:52,203 actually have a shot. 823 00:31:53,788 --> 00:31:54,956 What? 824 00:31:58,293 --> 00:32:00,169 - Really? - Never seen her smile... 825 00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:02,129 at anybody else like that. 826 00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:04,590 Of course, if she's pregnant, then, well, that just kinda 827 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:06,550 puts everything in the blender, doesn't it? 828 00:32:06,551 --> 00:32:08,719 But it might explain her cravings. 829 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,763 - What cravings? - Orange juice. 830 00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:13,098 - Orange juice? - Well, she says she can't drink 831 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:17,227 - enough of it. - Vitamin C cravings, grey skin, 832 00:32:17,228 --> 00:32:19,063 fatigue, nausea, the emotions... 833 00:32:19,064 --> 00:32:20,564 Oh, she-she might not be pregnant. 834 00:32:20,565 --> 00:32:22,441 She could have hemochromatosis! 835 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,734 [Sarah chuckles] 836 00:32:23,735 --> 00:32:25,569 I wish you could see the relief 837 00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:26,987 in your face right now. 838 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:28,655 And now you don't have to pull her out... 839 00:32:28,656 --> 00:32:30,908 - of "The Blood Factory." - What do you mean? 840 00:32:30,909 --> 00:32:32,868 Well, she has to eat lobster all night. 841 00:32:32,869 --> 00:32:34,870 And pregnant ladies can't do that, can they? 842 00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:37,206 Or is that oysters, I can't remember. 843 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:38,832 Anyways, so she's okay... 844 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:41,377 No, no, no, no. Wait, wait. What? Lobsters, oysters? 845 00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:43,796 I-if that's not handled right, she could get an infection 846 00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:46,382 that could kill her, I have to tell her right now. 847 00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:48,050 [woman 1 screaming] 848 00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:50,427 That's just the kids getting in the spirit 849 00:32:50,428 --> 00:32:52,554 of "The Blood Factory." 850 00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:54,723 - Huh. - You can still catch her. 851 00:32:54,724 --> 00:32:56,767 They haven't started yet. 852 00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,394 [woman 2 screaming] 853 00:32:58,395 --> 00:32:59,561 What are you waiting for? 854 00:32:59,562 --> 00:33:02,691 Life? Death? Louisa? 855 00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:10,197 [door squeaks open] 856 00:33:10,198 --> 00:33:11,949 [door closes] 857 00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:14,953 [indistinct chatter] 858 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:18,956 Here's your cut. 859 00:33:18,957 --> 00:33:20,375 Count it. 860 00:33:22,419 --> 00:33:24,879 Well, it's like I said before, I don't need this. 861 00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:29,091 - Just dinner. - Save your breath. 862 00:33:29,092 --> 00:33:30,802 That wasn't a no. 863 00:33:31,970 --> 00:33:33,388 See you around... 864 00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:36,641 Eddie McCroy. 865 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:39,568 Yes! 866 00:33:40,812 --> 00:33:42,479 Hi. I'm Greg Garrison! 867 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,481 Former analyst at Credit Suisse, 868 00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:46,692 Prudential, and JP Morgan Chase. 869 00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:49,319 That's not on. Where's Jeremy Gathercole? 870 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,863 Here or The Salty Wind? 871 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,407 Breeze. The Salty Breeze. 872 00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:55,325 The Salty Breeze! 873 00:33:55,326 --> 00:33:56,910 Located at ten Main Street. 874 00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:59,621 Voted Best Lobster Roll in the Northeast Maine. 875 00:33:59,622 --> 00:34:01,582 We also dabble in real estate. 876 00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:04,084 If anyone's looking for a little weekend getaway... 877 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,086 Still not on. Where's Gathercole? 878 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:09,757 - Yes! Where is Gathercole, Greg? - His plane was a bit late... 879 00:34:09,758 --> 00:34:11,508 He better get here soon. We only have an hour. 880 00:34:11,509 --> 00:34:13,093 He is coming though, right? 881 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,428 We drove all night from Cleveland! 882 00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:16,972 Oh, I'm sure he'll be here any minute! 883 00:34:16,973 --> 00:34:18,766 [chuckles] 884 00:34:18,767 --> 00:34:20,434 Hey, hey, can you, can you do me a favor 885 00:34:20,435 --> 00:34:21,643 and please go in and get Louisa? 886 00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:23,562 You crazy? I've been waiting years 887 00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:25,022 to play the Mad Scientist! 888 00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:28,859 Welcome to "The Bloody Factory!" 889 00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:31,111 Enter, if you dare, 890 00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:34,114 where you will experience blood, 891 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:38,077 matrimony, and horror! 892 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:40,371 [crowd cheering] 893 00:34:40,372 --> 00:34:43,040 Gilbert, please! She could be very ill! 894 00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:44,708 - What? - She could die! 895 00:34:44,709 --> 00:34:46,210 She will die! 896 00:34:46,211 --> 00:34:49,421 She's the Doomed Bride! 897 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:50,923 - Oh, God! - [applause] 898 00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:54,344 It's like living in a town of five-year-olds! Really! 899 00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:57,472 Hey! No cutsies! 900 00:34:58,181 --> 00:34:59,474 [Doug] Okay, I'm here. 901 00:34:59,475 --> 00:35:02,434 Reporting for "Blood Factory" duty! 902 00:35:02,435 --> 00:35:04,687 I wish Mark had given me a little more notice, but, uh... 903 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:06,647 Hey. Just stand there, when they enter, 904 00:35:06,648 --> 00:35:08,774 you'll say the thing about me being your bride forever, 905 00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,150 we'll eat some Banquet of Brains, 906 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,193 then you'll pretend to bite my neck, 907 00:35:11,194 --> 00:35:12,736 and we reset for the next group. 908 00:35:12,737 --> 00:35:15,407 Oh, is this fresh lobster for free? 909 00:35:16,908 --> 00:35:19,284 - [Louisa] Oh! - Mmm. Wow. 910 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:21,704 - My kinda "Blood Factory!" - [Louisa] Nope. 911 00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:24,164 We need that for the show. [chuckles] 912 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:25,541 [grunts] 913 00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:28,168 [indistinct yelling] 914 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:29,878 Louisa! Where's Louisa? 915 00:35:29,879 --> 00:35:31,004 Miss Gavin! Where is she? 916 00:35:31,005 --> 00:35:33,424 [both cough and choke] 917 00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:35,509 Oh, my God, that's stupid. Louisa! 918 00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:38,637 - [woman 1 screaming] - They're draining my blood! 919 00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:40,347 Come on. That's not even realistic. 920 00:35:40,348 --> 00:35:43,851 - [squirting] - That is somewhat realistic. 921 00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:45,144 [tense music] 922 00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:46,603 Louisa! 923 00:35:46,604 --> 00:35:49,023 Okay. Hm. Is that okay? 924 00:35:49,024 --> 00:35:51,066 Yeah. [clears throat] 925 00:35:51,067 --> 00:35:53,319 Didn't know you were so strong. 926 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,655 [chuckles] Yeah, I carry a lot of toilets. 927 00:35:56,656 --> 00:35:57,706 Oh. 928 00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:01,035 - Um, Al? - Yeah. 929 00:36:01,036 --> 00:36:03,037 Listen. Nothing has changed. 930 00:36:03,038 --> 00:36:05,873 You know, I still need to get out of Port Wenn. 931 00:36:05,874 --> 00:36:07,416 Yeah, I know. 932 00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:10,127 No, I just mean, like, nobody can tie me down. 933 00:36:10,128 --> 00:36:11,128 - Hm. - Or up. 934 00:36:11,129 --> 00:36:12,629 Hm. Okay. 935 00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:15,758 I mean, I-I have big dreams. 936 00:36:15,759 --> 00:36:17,134 You know, I have lots of plans. 937 00:36:17,135 --> 00:36:20,679 Yeah. Uh... You-you told me. 938 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,805 - And I get it. - Yeah. 939 00:36:21,806 --> 00:36:23,640 It's, like, just so that you know... 940 00:36:23,641 --> 00:36:25,309 - I know. - that has not changed. 941 00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:27,561 - Right. - And it never will. 942 00:36:27,562 --> 00:36:29,480 Yeah, I-I-I think I get it, 943 00:36:29,481 --> 00:36:31,315 I think I'm a little confused on what we're- 944 00:36:31,316 --> 00:36:34,486 [instrumental music] 945 00:36:44,329 --> 00:36:48,540 [coughs] For only The Banquet of Brains 946 00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:53,337 can bind me to the Lord Grimshaw, forever. 947 00:36:53,338 --> 00:36:57,383 Eat of the Banquet of Brains, Eulalie, 948 00:36:57,384 --> 00:37:01,762 and be thou mine forever. 949 00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:04,640 Wow. Louisa. This is her best performance yet. 950 00:37:04,641 --> 00:37:06,308 But I miss Sheriff Mark. 951 00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:08,435 - Doug sucks. - I can hear you. 952 00:37:08,436 --> 00:37:10,646 Sorry, Mark was just more into it! 953 00:37:10,647 --> 00:37:12,189 - I'm into it! - You know what? 954 00:37:12,190 --> 00:37:14,066 Doug. It's okay. Let's just reset. 955 00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:16,235 - [groans] - [tense music] 956 00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:18,946 [both screaming] 957 00:37:18,947 --> 00:37:20,781 Not impressed, Isabel! And it looks like 958 00:37:20,782 --> 00:37:22,533 you're having an allergic reaction to the fake blood. 959 00:37:22,534 --> 00:37:24,702 - [clears throat] - Oh, my gosh. I am. 960 00:37:24,703 --> 00:37:26,662 - They're draining my blood! - Not this again. 961 00:37:26,663 --> 00:37:28,206 Just get out of my way! 962 00:37:29,749 --> 00:37:30,799 Louisa! 963 00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:35,212 Elaine? 964 00:37:35,213 --> 00:37:36,880 Doc? What are you doing in here? 965 00:37:36,881 --> 00:37:39,508 Uh, Louisa! She-she-she's sick! Where is she? 966 00:37:39,509 --> 00:37:41,635 Oh, she's in the Vampire Bedroom, 967 00:37:41,636 --> 00:37:44,388 but to get there, you have to go through the Blood Lab! 968 00:37:44,389 --> 00:37:47,015 - Yeah. - All right. 969 00:37:47,016 --> 00:37:49,601 - Uh... Doc? - Oho! 970 00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:53,605 [panting] It's just corn syrup, red dye, cocoa powder 971 00:37:53,606 --> 00:37:55,858 for gloopiness. 972 00:37:55,859 --> 00:37:56,985 Louisa! 973 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,488 Eat of the Banquet of Brains, Eulalie, 974 00:38:01,489 --> 00:38:04,450 - and be thou mine forever. - [Louisa] Oh, God! 975 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:05,576 Something's really wrong with me. 976 00:38:05,577 --> 00:38:07,578 - I've to go. - You cannot go. 977 00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:10,247 You are mine forever! 978 00:38:10,248 --> 00:38:12,791 Someone help me. Anyone? 979 00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:16,003 Help me! Help the sacrificial school girl! 980 00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:19,506 I need to find Louisa, it's-it's important! [grunts] 981 00:38:19,507 --> 00:38:22,217 You must eat more Banquet of Brains, Eulalie! 982 00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:23,927 - Hey! Stop it! Stop it! - More! 983 00:38:23,928 --> 00:38:25,846 - Get away from her! Go! - What? Martin! 984 00:38:25,847 --> 00:38:27,389 Martin, what are you, what are you doing here? 985 00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:28,724 I had to come save you from the shellfish! 986 00:38:28,725 --> 00:38:30,017 - H-how much have you eaten? - What? 987 00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:32,186 - How much have you eaten? - Uh, two bowls. 988 00:38:32,187 --> 00:38:33,354 Two bowls! 989 00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:34,855 No, I-I have to get you out of here. 990 00:38:34,856 --> 00:38:35,731 [groans] 991 00:38:35,732 --> 00:38:38,776 Loui-Louisa. Louisa! Oh! 992 00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:40,944 Cast these slimy hands off my immortal- 993 00:38:40,945 --> 00:38:43,656 - [whacks] - [crowd laughing] 994 00:38:43,657 --> 00:38:45,116 - Dude! - Oh. 995 00:38:46,534 --> 00:38:49,078 [whimpering] 996 00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:50,120 [thuds] 997 00:38:50,121 --> 00:38:52,206 You okay? [groans] 998 00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:54,958 [crowd gasping] 999 00:38:54,959 --> 00:38:56,878 Oh! [gasps] 1000 00:38:58,129 --> 00:38:59,463 I don't know. 1001 00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:00,965 Just didn't feel believable. 1002 00:39:03,802 --> 00:39:05,469 You were so awesome! 1003 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,680 Like Indiana Jones, when he jumps in the snake pit, 1004 00:39:07,681 --> 00:39:08,764 even though he is afraid of snakes! 1005 00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:10,683 [Sarah] Martin! How are you? 1006 00:39:10,684 --> 00:39:12,351 Answer me. Answer me. 1007 00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:15,729 Wait! Louisa... 1008 00:39:15,730 --> 00:39:17,815 Oh, she's right over here. 1009 00:39:17,816 --> 00:39:19,608 She's right here. No, Martin. 1010 00:39:19,609 --> 00:39:20,984 - Doc! - Martin! 1011 00:39:20,985 --> 00:39:24,029 - Louisa. - Martin? What-what happened? 1012 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:27,908 - Why-why did you come- - Uh, I wanted to tell you... 1013 00:39:27,909 --> 00:39:29,786 - What? - [indistinct chatter] 1014 00:39:31,037 --> 00:39:33,664 I think you have hemochromatosis. 1015 00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:36,291 - What? - It's a blood disorder. 1016 00:39:36,292 --> 00:39:37,876 And that's what caused the fainting, 1017 00:39:37,877 --> 00:39:40,004 fatigue, rash, coughing, grey skin, 1018 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:42,131 even the craving for Vitamin C. 1019 00:39:42,132 --> 00:39:44,466 I was worried that the shellfish might kill you. 1020 00:39:44,467 --> 00:39:48,179 And-and you came all the way down here to tell me that? 1021 00:39:50,014 --> 00:39:52,516 - Uh, Louisa. - Yeah? 1022 00:39:52,517 --> 00:39:53,810 I wanna... 1023 00:39:55,353 --> 00:39:56,687 be your doctor. 1024 00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:59,440 - [stretcher wheels rattling] - [dramatic music] 1025 00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:00,491 Okay! 1026 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,403 Yes, Martin, yes! 1027 00:40:04,404 --> 00:40:06,613 You can be my doctor! 1028 00:40:06,614 --> 00:40:08,532 Louisa Gavin. She has hemochromatosis. 1029 00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:09,867 She needs Doxy and ceph. 1030 00:40:09,868 --> 00:40:11,160 I'll call ahead to the E.R. 1031 00:40:11,161 --> 00:40:13,203 I'm her P.C.P. I take care of her. 1032 00:40:13,204 --> 00:40:15,831 - Yeah, I'm her doc. - That's my doctor! 1033 00:40:15,832 --> 00:40:17,374 [ambulance door closes] 1034 00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:20,502 - I'm her doctor. - [Louisa] Bye-bye, doctor. 1035 00:40:20,503 --> 00:40:22,005 Take care of her! 1036 00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:27,926 - [siren blares] - What? 1037 00:40:27,927 --> 00:40:31,055 Yep. You two are in love. 1038 00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:33,807 - [indistinct chatter] - [Sarah laughs] 1039 00:40:33,808 --> 00:40:36,101 Will you take care of these three nitwits? 1040 00:40:36,102 --> 00:40:38,521 Yeah, uh, they need cortisone cream. All of them. 1041 00:40:40,065 --> 00:40:43,025 Hey, you! Is Gathercole comin' or not? 1042 00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:44,485 Uh, his plane was late. 1043 00:40:44,486 --> 00:40:48,489 Not sure of his timing, uh, and I did say that, uh- 1044 00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:50,574 W-what did you say, Greg? 1045 00:40:50,575 --> 00:40:53,660 All right. Fine. 1046 00:40:53,661 --> 00:40:54,703 I'm sorry. 1047 00:40:54,704 --> 00:40:57,206 It's time I told you the truth. 1048 00:40:57,207 --> 00:40:58,540 Oh, my gosh! 1049 00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:01,752 Jer-Bear! You're here! 1050 00:41:01,753 --> 00:41:03,629 - Oh! - Holy crap! 1051 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:05,632 It's Jeremy Gathercole! 1052 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,760 [engine revving] 1053 00:41:09,761 --> 00:41:14,932 [indistinct chatter] 1054 00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:16,308 [door closes] 1055 00:41:16,309 --> 00:41:17,477 Hello, Sally. 1056 00:41:20,105 --> 00:41:23,857 I've been waiting for your call for 40 years. 1057 00:41:23,858 --> 00:41:25,484 Sign my book! 1058 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:28,238 - Sign mine! It's my dad's! - [indistinct chatter] 1059 00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:31,281 Don't look at me like that, Jer-Bear. 1060 00:41:31,282 --> 00:41:34,452 - I feel like a piece of meat. - [music continues] 1061 00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:41,834 Did you hurt your neck, sweetheart? 1062 00:41:41,835 --> 00:41:45,087 - It's a long story... - I see. 1063 00:41:45,088 --> 00:41:47,840 [indistinct chatter] 1064 00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:49,633 I have too much iron in my blood? 1065 00:41:49,634 --> 00:41:51,593 What does that mean exactly? 1066 00:41:51,594 --> 00:41:54,096 It's a mutation in the HFE gene. 1067 00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:56,306 But it can lead to an excessive accumulation 1068 00:41:56,307 --> 00:41:59,560 in your organs, which is dangerous. 1069 00:41:59,561 --> 00:42:01,145 You're gonna need to come here for bloodlettings 1070 00:42:01,146 --> 00:42:02,730 every week to lower your iron levels. 1071 00:42:02,731 --> 00:42:05,107 Bloodlettings? That sounds medieval. 1072 00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:06,567 Well, at least I don't use leeches. 1073 00:42:06,568 --> 00:42:08,777 - [chuckles] - Hm. 1074 00:42:08,778 --> 00:42:10,988 Just takes 30 minutes, that's all. 1075 00:42:10,989 --> 00:42:14,658 So, I sit here once a week and you take my blood. 1076 00:42:14,659 --> 00:42:16,035 Exactly? 1077 00:42:16,036 --> 00:42:18,620 - How's 4:30 on Monday? - Fine. 1078 00:42:18,621 --> 00:42:20,789 - [pen clicks] - All right, sounds like a date! 1079 00:42:20,790 --> 00:42:22,833 [scribbling] 1080 00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:24,001 - I need to get to school. - Yeah. 1081 00:42:24,002 --> 00:42:25,377 I have something to do as well. 1082 00:42:25,378 --> 00:42:27,463 [clattering] 1083 00:42:27,464 --> 00:42:30,467 [instrumental music] 1084 00:42:33,803 --> 00:42:36,597 Next patient. 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